Thursday, June 13, 2013

I BE INSULTED

I be a liddle
INSULTED
by my Ma!
She taked
ALL AFTERNOON
on Saturday
and cleaned our
private bathroom....
ya know, dat
PRIVATE
PLACE.
I sayed....
"Ma ya be
tired an' it
not be
NEEDED!
Ya shoulded
take dis time
fer relaxin'-ya
DESERVE
a break....."
NOPE,
dinnat work!
She wash-ed
ebery dang part!
Dis ting,
dat ting,
and dat toilet ting,
AND
eben dat
 dang rug!
(AN' I HADDA HOLD MY
PEE FER DA WHOLE TIME-
DAT NOT BE GOOD FER BOYS)
What she
be sayin'?
Dat we
STINKY?
It taked a
LONG
TIME
ta git dat
good smellin' way!
Do
YA ALL
tink
SHE TINKS
we be
STINKY?
Well, dat be just
PURRRfect-
fer sure
now I be
INSULTED!
Scully
<^"^>
 
 
 


5 comments:

  1. Stinky is your middle name! Craig got ours done yesterday. My dudes stinky bad sometimes.

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  2. Poor Scully, least she din't frow u butt in tub like I gots. I wus nappin alng jus fine, and fore I got woked up good, I was wet, n scrubbed. And wost of all be dat gurl done it, an I FOT SHE BE MY FRIND.

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    1. Dis be buddyboo, by da way.

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  3. What a purrrfectly fantastic Mom you have guys!!!!!!!!!!!
    XOX

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  4. We humans tend to want to keep things nice and tidy, Scully.

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