SATURDAY'S NEW TRICK

Saturday mornin'
wit Mom and
Auntie Barb
gettin' ready ta
go away Mom
hadda brain fart
after feedin' us....
da door ta our
food cupboard were
not snapped tight!!
WHOOWHEE

(it be da skinny one on da lefter side)
When she comed
thru da room ta
leave I was
MAYBE....
POSSIBLY....
standin' by da 
open food holder
 an' eatin' right
OUTA IT.
(Lucky she did not git
a picture so it be
her word 'gainst mine)
She gots des
 pictures when
she gotted back.

I taught I maybe be able
ta chew da door open...

DANG IT!
CAUGHT!
I not be 
doin' nothin'....
HONEST.... 

Maybe ifin I push
on da bottom 
of da door wit
my nose I could git
 it started ta open....
NOPE.

Mooommm,

Stop be watchin' me...

I NOT 
haver my teeth 
PULLIN'
at da door-
SWEAR.
Now she be 
WATCHIN' 
like dat
eagle or hawk 
or some birdie,
WHATEBER....
Mights jes git
under my blankie....

and take a
PURRRfect
little nap.
Scully <^"^>