Can you
BELIEVE
that our own
MOTHER
wanted to tell
us the story
about her
WONDERFUL
BUNNY
pets!
BUNNY RABBITS
shouldn't be
HOUSE PETS
like cats.
HELLO,
they are
RABBITS...
RIDICULOUS!
(Can you tell this
is upsetting me...)
Ohhh, they woke
her by sitting
on her chest
and touching
her face...
Ohhh, they used
a litter box
and were
soooo clean...
Ohhh, they warmed
her lap just
like we do....
Blah, Blah, Blah...
NO THEY DIDN'T...
(And by-the-by
they didn't do
ANYTHING
JUST
like we do)
Am I saying
Mom's
LYING...
well,
NOT EXACTLY
but sometimes looking
THAT FAR
back...well,
the memory
gets a little
CLOUDY
and she isn't a
SPRING CHICKEN
anymore...just sayin'.
I decree there
will be
NO RABBITS
as pets while
I live here!!!
And I am
NOT JEALOUS,
I just think things are
PURRRfect
as they are.
Jada <^"^>
Oh, your mom and I need to talk! I so want to do a bunny later, when there aren't so many cats but he has heard horrible stories about how bad they smell and how they potty on every thing and chew every wire up. Can you see me doing bunnies instead of bottle fed kittens?
ReplyDeleteOh but they are so cute, Jada....And I might talk Buddyboo into not chasing them.........Naw, won't happen, he even chases Dust Bunnies.
ReplyDeleteAh, Jada! Methinks I sense a strong streak of jealousy here. I understand your need to be sure of your status in the house.
ReplyDeleteI think you are a tiny bit jealous. Bur that is ok. You are mom's lap warmer now.
ReplyDeleteLOL- That sounds like a Hare-raising tale! xo Diana
ReplyDeleteWe agree! Your Mom's lap is a a No Bun Zone!
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