Monday, January 14, 2013

When sad-cook!

With the dismal
loss by the 
PACKERS
dang it :( 
Mom decided 
to get busy 
cooking for the
WINTER 
FREEZER.
(I'm sure all you 
humans know 
there is a 
WINTER and a
SUMMER freezer.
It's just an odd
concept, just sayin'...)
So she comes 
back from the
store and 
starts unloading 
HALF the PANTRY
onto the cupboards.
SPICES,
CANISTERS,
BIG PANS,
12 million 
UTENSILS,
(they have to hide in this
closeable tub cuz  Silly
Scully chewed up 2 bamboo
and 2 silicone things already-
Mom says maybe when Scully
is 3 yrs old we can have them left out)
not 1 but 2
CROCKPOTS.
How could 
we possibly
HELP?
There was
NO ROOM
left on the 
COUNTERS!
I almost
PASSED OUT
from the smell of
TWO KINDS
of 
MEAT 
COOKING.
(is she kidding me! 
We couldn't even get
CLOSE ENOUGH
to steal a bite)
She did a
Bolognese thingee,
She did a
Chili thingee,
and a 
Chicken stock
thingee and 
we didn't get
ONE BITE!
(That's just WRONG)
Now, tomorrow
she says she will
portion it out
and freeze it.
WITHOUT
giving us any?
SERIOUSLY?
WAIT, MAYBE, 
if we're
REEEAAAL GOOD
she might 
break down
and at least
give us one
PURRRfect 
taste-
PLEASE MOM!
PLEASE!
Jada <^"^>

7 comments:

  1. I really don't think she spent all that time, money and energy to make you cat food. Sorry, my babies try to sucker me, too, but believe me, its not good for you. Could make you sick even, so leave her the human food. LOL

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  2. Wowzers, no taste at all? Did you offer to wash the dishes? Maybe she'll put them down where you can wash, without knocking them off the cabinet....

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  3. Sounds like a cooking marathon. You are smart to do it all at once. I imagine those two will get a little taste of something!

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  4. Mom is smart cooking ahead for the freezer. My freezer is too small to do too much of that.

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  5. Maybe you can jump on the counter when she isn't looking and take a few licks out of each dish...just an idea! xo Diana

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  6. Your mom is a whiz! Bolognese, my favorite sauce! You would not believe our Sammi Gayle; she won't eat anything but dry cat food. Turns her nose up even at shrimp or fish. What is wrong with my cat?

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