Scully here-
You know I
LOVE
my Mom.
You know I
LOVE
my new home.
Here's the big
"BUT"...
(AND I DON'T
MEAN MOM'S
BIG BUTT-LOL)
THIS IS
what we eat-
Yuk!
(I only gobble
it up to make
Mom HAPPY)
Why is
Mom so
STUBBORN
about this
HEALTHY
STUFF??
No dyes,
No chemicals,
no unreal
FLAVORS!
JEEZ,
where's the
GOOEY
TASTY
FAT.
I'm asking,
do you
KNOW?
See,
even the
TREATS
have to be
like that-
can you
BELIEVE
it?
If she
doesn't keep
ANY
of that
GOOD
stuff in
the house
there is
NO HOPE
EVER
for
STEALING
even a tiny
TASTE !
Well,
DANG
IT!
In my
DREAMS,
THIS IS
what
I get
to eat...
all recipes.com
Stuffed
chicken
fotosearch.com
Sirloin
steak
AND
fotosearch.com
ICE CREAM
lots and
lots of
ICE CREAM!
Well, don't
think I'm
giving up-
oh nooooo...
I'll keep a
SHARP
eye out cuz
maybe my
FAVORITE
Auntie Barb
will bring
somethin'
PURRRfectly
good
to steal
when
SHE
comes.
<^"^>
I feel the same way! I love anything with salt, fat and sugar. You must remember thought that mom knows best.
ReplyDeleteYou shoulda never taught that cat to talk- xo Diana
ReplyDeleteNow, Scully! You know Santa Claus is watching! Be sweet!
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