Wednesday, December 12, 2012

ELEPHANTS-REALLY?

Mom
lefted us
HOME ALONE
while she
went ta a 
PARTY-
NO FAIR!
And why
would'd she
WANT
 ta go
ta a
WHITE
ELEPHANT
party?
We be
da only
critters she
suppos'd ta have!
I'm tellin' Bob
the landlord-
(where's her phone now...
I gottsa call Bob!)
How we
fit dis 
MONSTA
in our liddl
 HOUSE-
no way
he steals 
MY bed,
DATS FER SURE!
HUH,
dis be a
WHITE
ELEPHANT?
Whats
ya drinkin'
at dis party?
'Sides we
already gottsa
BIG
 faker tree,
why we be
needing dis one?
More stuff ta
not touch?
Huh, ya
got dis ta
fill da holes?
Ohhh Mom...
DON'T
 be tryin' ta
glue agin-
all dat
BURNIN'
 skin smells
BAAAD!
I
GIVES
up,
I is 
CONFUSD 
and I be 
gettin a
HEADACHE.
Time fer me
ta go ta dat
PURRRfect
happy place
in me mind.
See ya,
Scully <^"^>
 
 


7 comments:

  1. Cute! I posted about white elephants too!

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  2. Ha! I love it. Maybe I will host a white elephant party one day.

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  3. A white elephant party sounds like fun.

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  4. Dis be Buddyboo, White efnuts, what that be? Don't need nun of dat around here. Hate it when mom goes and leave me here all bys mysef...Bad fings happen, and I haf to stay in her specul chair a bark loud to scare boogers away. She better not bring any efnuts of any shade home.

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  5. Yes, Scully. It's definitely time for you to take a nap.:-)

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  6. Scully, too funny! I have burned myself on hot glue three times lately! You're right- no fun! Love the white elephant! I agree, take your cat nap!

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  7. Oh Scully....white elephant parties are fun, silly!
    xoxo.

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