Dis hasta be
a quickie-
Mom cannot
type much
for us...
she gotta
wash da
floor,
sort of
my fault.
WHAT??
COOOOL,
Mom says
NOT WORRY,
it be a
ACCIDENT.
(it's ok Santa,
you donnat
hasta write
dis one down)
She be
done makin'
her veggie
fritata
(what dat?)
and turn'd
ta slide it
onta her plate...
and well,
I kinda
CLIMBED
her leg ata
BAD TIME...
it just smell'd
SOOOO
GOOD
dat I
HADA
climb up
and see
what it was!
AND
OH-OH,
it slided right
off da plate
onta da floor.
(I tought Mom
be tooo old ta
move dat fast-
shhh, donnat tell
I sayed that, ok?)
Course,
Jada and me
dove in-
15 SECOND
rule, ya know,
and dat
clock be
TICKIN'!
Well,
we gotta
COUPLE
good bites
before she
scoop'd it
up and
THROWED
it
AWAY!
She
SAYS
she woulda
let us
have more
but there'd be
onions in it
and they be
REAL BAD
fer critters.
Now she
gonna be
on us
like da white
on rice
(I tink dat's
the right saying...
I like rice with
chickie myself...
oh,sorry, got distracted)
fer
DAYS
til she be
sure we
donnat get
sick.
(She donnat
hasta worry-
I gotsa metal
stomach)
BUTTTT-
Mom not be
MAD
that maked
her da
PURRRfect
Mom fer me!
Scully <^"^>
Haha. Sorry you lost the fritata, but they sure got a quick treat, didn't they! :-) Thanks so much for always stopping in at Cranberry Morning. I hope you will enable e-mail on your blog. :-)
ReplyDeleteOh. And now I am your newest GFC follower! :-)
ReplyDeleteThat was some quick thinking on your mom's part. I am glad you each got a bite though!
ReplyDeleteShhhh, I won't tell....Me got cast iron stomach, too.
ReplyDeleteSo...did Mom eat CAT FOOD for dinner? Cuz she's got a cast iron stomach, too....hahaha...We all KNOW that is a lie- xo Diana
ReplyDeleteOh, dear! What did Mom do for her dinner? Scully, Mom's leg is not to climb! Remember that!
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