PLAID & RUSTY...

I

HAVE

to ask-

WHERE

is she

FINDING

ALL  

the

PLAIDS

&

RUSTYS

&

BELLS...

My Cod,

the

BELLS-

Mom, please

enough

with the

BELLS! 

 Well, at

LEAST

my stocking,

while

 plaid,

 there's

NO BELLS-

thanks be

to Dewey...

Our friend,

TeTe,

said we

MAY 

even get

something

GOOD

 in our

 stockings.

Like maybe

CATNIP-

EYES

(what? it's genetic!)

 and

PAWS

 crossed!

This is the

Scullinator's

stocking.

(I call him that

to give him

Paws...get it,

Pause...now

get it?

Never mind!)

I GOT

 him to

take 

THIS ONE

(I'm not fond

of wild critters

sewn on things,

a little woodsy

for me)

 because I 

told him

BIG BOYS

have

BIG ANTLERS-

boys are

SO EASY-LOL

Okkkaaay,

there is

today's

Xmas update...

I'm sure

there will be 

MORE & MORE

to come.

AND

in the "spirit

of Christmas"

(whatever)

I must help

doofus

Scully write

the

PURRRfect

letter to

SANTA. 

(this shouldn't take

long-"FOOD", done)

JADA <^"^>