"LIAR, LIAR FUR ON FIRE"

Well,

I certainly

HOPE

you didn't

BUY INTO

his story....

he "be" so

BUSY

"Guarding Ma's House",

PUUULEASE??

 He spent

ALL

of his time

(when not

EATING

or

NAPPING)

PESTERING

ME....

had to be

EVERYWHERE

I was.

I tried to

HIDE

in Mom's

office closet....

(he found me)

I tried to

HIDE

in this old box....

(he found me)

HIDING

behind the towels....

AND

HIDING

on top of the books...

AND

HIDING

on top the cupboard....

(found me...found me...and FOUND me!!!)

 

I'm afraid I tried to

KNOCK

a little bit of

RESPECT

for my

PRIVACY

into him, too.

NOTHING

seemed to work....

I just 

GAVE UP,

"boys will be boys"

and all of that

CRAZY TALK!

PURRRFECT

time to ignore and

NAP!

(maybe since I match

my blanket he won't see me

and I'll get a moment of peace)

Night-Night

JADA <^"^>

Y'all wanna

knowed what

I be doin'

while I be'd

GONED??

Any guesses

out der...anyone...

Y'all be

NO FUN

A'TALL!

 

I be'd da

OFFICEAL

MAN-CAT

PATROL ....

 

keepin' dos

DING DANG

BIRDIES

 from gettin'

TOO CLOSE

an'

POOPIN'

on

Ma's house.

 

 Gotted ebery

bit of da

AIR

an' da

GRASS

cobered

ebery minute

of ebery day...

not be

RESTIN'

fer a moment....

I be doin' my

DUTY

all da time.

 

WHOOPSIES

 ya

CAUGHTED

me....

but somebodee

gotsta

KILL

des

EVIL PAPER

BAGS

or dey make

babies obernight....

jes like dos

DANG

HANGERS

an' I be da

PURRRFECT

MAN-KAT

fer da job!
Scully
<^"^>

 

 



DEAR GOD....

 

 

PLEEEAAASSSEEE

 let this

latest programmy

thingee work

on this old computer,

pretty pretty

PLEASE.

I promise

NOT TO EAT

plastic bags

and stuff

ANYMORE!

I really

MISS

all my subjects,

I mean

FRIENDS,

and tattling on

my crazy brother

SCULLY.

 

 

I'd be

EVER SO

GRATEFUL....

and I'd even

try to be the

PURRRFECT

sister ;-)

("try" being

the iffy word

here God...)

THANK YOU

and

AMEN.

<^"^>



FINALLY!

I were tinkin'

dis neber eber

 gonna be

 HAPPENED!

Mom hadda

go visitin'

our cousins...

FINALLY

pictures of our

KITTY

COUSINS!

(Doggies drool n'

CATS RULE)

JUVIE

be silvery

and

DANZIG

be blacky.

Der parents

was goned

so our

MOM

go-ed ober

der ta

feed and

love dem.

(Dat be okay

just not toooo

much love cuz

dat be fer us,

just sayin'...)

I be tinkin' dat

DANZIG

dinna like

da food

so much-

dats probably

why he's

TONGUE

be stickin' out.

An' I be

tinkin' dat

JUVIE

hidin' cuz

he not be

likin' dat

food eber.

Dey both

letted our

MOM

scratch on

dem an'

she be

HAPPY

'bout dat.

WELL,

ders yer

PROOF...

We really

DO

hab cousins

who be

KITTIES

like us...

an' dat be

PURRRfect!

Scully <^"^>

 

 

 



GHOSTLY PICTURE

When we have

to leave our

Moms and Dads,

our brothers

and sisters

BEHIND....

to go to the

RAINBOW

BRIDGE....

 

just know

we are

ALWAYS

with you.

Jada and Scully

<^"^>    <^"^>

PurrrS: (Monday am-We are sorry but this sounds like we may not be okay but we are just fine-written cuz of another furrend)



THEN AND NOW

This is

3 weeks ago....

and this is now.

3 weeks....

and now.

3 again....

 now again.

3

 now

 and now.

Why do we

CARE

you ask?

Well Jeez,

that's a

silly question,

just sayin'....

Lots more

CHANNELS

on "all

things that

have wings" tv,

of course.

We think

WARM

TIME

is just the

PURRRfect

tv season.

Jada and Scully

<^"^>    <^"^>

HERE WE ARE

These are

the faces

we make

when we

don't want

to be forgotten.

I'm so pretty

when I'm pleading....

He is kind of

cute, I guess, maybe....

We are working

hard to get back

here more

and catch up

on all the

gossip

news.

;-)

In the words

of that really

big man....

WE

BE

BACK.

Ms. Jada

<^"^>

 

 

 



I BE INSULTED

I be a liddle

INSULTED

by my Ma!

She taked

ALL AFTERNOON

on Saturday

and cleaned our

private bathroom....

ya know, dat

PRIVATE

PLACE.

I sayed....

"Ma ya be

tired an' it

not be

NEEDED!

Ya shoulded

take dis time

fer relaxin'-ya

DESERVE

a break....."

NOPE,

dinnat work!

She wash-ed

ebery dang part!

Dis ting,

dat ting,

and dat toilet ting,

AND

eben dat

 dang rug!

(AN' I HADDA HOLD MY

PEE FER DA WHOLE TIME-

DAT NOT BE GOOD FER BOYS)

What she

be sayin'?

Dat we

STINKY?

It taked a

LONG

TIME

ta git dat

good smellin' way!

Do

YA ALL

tink

SHE TINKS

we be

STINKY?

Well, dat be just

PURRRfect-

fer sure

now I be

INSULTED!

Scully

<^"^>

 

 

 



WORKING

As you may

have heard....

Mom took this

and left us

HOME ALONE

to work with

one of these....

(NOT REALLY-BUT

ONE OF THESE)

(SORT OF...NOT PINK THOUGH I BET)

Here's our

BORING DAY....

We watch this

little guy

eating Mom's

spinach in

the back yard....

(Well, if she was

HOME

 she could

STOP

 him now

couldn't she?)

Then there's these 

NOISY

BIRDIES

 in the front

yard we have

to keep an eye on....

And the rest

of the day

we just watch

Mr. Sheriff....

He cruises

back and forth....

and back and forth....

back and forth....zzzzzzzz

We'll show her....

we are

CONSERVING

all of our

ENERGY,

so we can be

rested and primed to

RUN & 'RASSLE

all night long.

Revenge isn't

just sweet, it's

PURRRfect!

Jada <^"^>

PurrS: At least if she gets some

of those green papers maybe

 THEN

 she can get us

a computer

that actually

 WORKS,

right?

 Isn't that what green papers are for,

our food, our treats and our computer?

If that's

NOT RIGHT

it darn well should be!

<^"^>

 

 

 

 



MAYDAY-MAYDAY

THIS

IS

A

SPECIAL

BULLETIN....

Please,

DO NOT

turn off

your computer....

Have you

seen these

two missing

kitties

lately?

Here

are their

pictures...

Queen Jada

 

 

 

the Scullinator

 

if you

see them

DO NOT

attempt to

CAPTURE

them....

let the

PROPER

AUTHORITY

know their

location!

(their MOM)

JUST KIDDING-

Not sure this

will actually

POST....

FIRST

 attempt

several weeks ago

wouldn't post....

SECOND

 attempt soon

after just

DISAPPEARED

into the

UNIVERSE

when trying

to schedule it.

AND

now most

PICTURES

are gone into

HIDING!

Guess we'll

have to ask

our own

MR. WIZARD

to come again.

(WE LOVE HIM)

Thank God

for

Auntie Tete

posting an

UPDATE

so y'all

know we

are doing

OKAY.

We hope

to be back

at you

REAL

SOON

cuz

WE MISS YOU.

Jada and Scully

<^"^>   <^"^>

(and

MOM ELLIE

too)

PurrS: Crossing paws this gets through to you all.

 



Breaking News!!!

this is Tete from Beyond the Garden Gate reporting in...

I got an urgent email from Jada...

it went like this...

Dear Tete,

meow, meow, mew, hisssss, etc, etc, etc...

so I thought I had better translate it for you...

Dear Tete,

    We need some help letting everyone know we are all ok, well, everyone except the computer.  Mom says it keeps freezing up on her.  She has managed to get a few emails out to let people know that we are ok, but it won't work long enough to get a post done.  

    Can you tell everyone for us that we are ok?  Also let them know that mom started a new job last Monday and loves it!  This is the one she has been waiting on for so long.  She has been very busy and leaves us alone all day.  Pfew, let me tell you, putting up with Scully for all that time hasn't been easy, but mom is counting on us to be good.  

    A very nice man has been trying to help mom with the computer, but I think it needs a few more tweaks before it works right.  And just for the record, I have not touched it.  If there is a toy mouse involved, that might have been poked in some place, then you know that would be Scully's work right there.  

    Oh, one more thing.  Could you wish everyone a safe and happy Memorial Day and thank all the ones for us that gave their lives so we could live in a country like this?  I am sending a photo I picked out for the post.

                                                                              Thank you so much!

                                                                                       Jada

Well, there you have it...

they are all doing great and happy that their mom has a great job...

I am so glad things are working out for her...

now, if her computer would just cooperate...

Jada would be able to keep you up to date...

hopefully, that will happen soon...

forever in their debt...

they are forever in our hearts...

COMPUTERS, HISSSSSS

Well, Mom

is still at it-mol

First it got 

BETTER

(YIPPEE)

and then it got 

WORSE.

(BOO-HISSSSSS)

Then, apparently,

Tuesday's post

decided to run

away and 

HIDE! 

Jeez-Louise

We 

HAD

some

great

PICTURES 

to go with

this post

BUT

they won't

LOAD.

Mom is

TRYING

to be

PATIENT

but she's

not doing 

the most

PURRRfect

job of it.

We 

MISS

 you all and 

THANKS

for the love.

Jada and Scully

ABSENTEEISM

We've been

ABSENT

but we have

an excuse....

(No really-we do)

no internet

for several days!
(It's sporadic so
we hope this
actually posts....
just sayin')

WHEW,

is it

hard to

LOSE

your

VOICE!

Hopefully

it's working

itself out

 and we'll be

up to speed

TOMORROW.
(Sorry we are behind on
sites and replies-we'll
try to catch up when
this is settled)

We're crossing our

PAWS

and 

PURRAYING

to be back

with you all.

Jada and Scully
<^"^>     <^"^>

HAPPY MOM'S DAY

Sometimes

blood is

not your 

MOTHER....

Sometimes

love is.

I got to 

visit my

Pseudo-Mom

recently while

she was in

Re-Hab

for a fall.

(Thank you again

 for  all the

 prayers for her 

at that time)

She's big on

holidays so

the family 

brought these

bunnies she collects

to decorate her

entry to her room.

And also some

more to decorate

her window sill.

Her room clearly

stated "Jean's"

and that's always a

WONDERFUL

site to see.

Just before she

lost 95% of 

her sight she 

finished this

needlepoint

project for me.

Moving for me, 

NOT JUST

because she 

LOVES ME,

 but because

she has always 

made me 

FEEL

 that I 

CAN

 and 

SHOULD

FOLLOW 

MY 

DREAMS.

Thank you

GOD

for giving me

the gift of 

STRONG

and

LOVING

women

in my life.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY 

TO EVERY KIND OF

MOTHER OUT THERE!